Hearken, travelers of commerce and digital realms, to the Refund Realm of DO IT FOR ME LLC, where our edicts of trade and return are inscribed.
For services rendered, like unto the labor of Sisyphus, are immutable; no gold nor silver shall be returned, for the effort once expended carves its mark in time's stone, never to be undone or recalled.
Yet, within our dominion, there lie artifacts of our own creation - these, should they not meet thy favor, mayest thou return, provided thee petition us within thrice sunsets of their trial. Let it be known, such return must be made ere the artifact is sullied or diminished from its original glory.
Shouldst thou acquire an artifact not of our lands but from realms afar, governed by allies or distant merchants, thine appeal for restitution shall be subject to the laws and customs of those foreign territories. We shall act as thy guide and herald in seeking recompense, yet bound by the confines of their edicts.
Let it also be proclaimed, that all who seek return must present their case with clear cause and in good faith, for our council shall weigh each plea with wisdom and justice. Deceit and guile shall find no harbor here, for honesty is the coin of our realm.
By these words, the boundaries of our Refund Realm are drawn. May all who enter, and all who seek redress, do so with knowledge and respect for its laws.